nuooage:

candy, glasses, cute mug…oh god…

lookclosernow:

There are lots of female characters and they are all different. You don’t have to choose your favorite one but you can learn something from all of them…

Happy International Women’s Day!!!

scverussnape:

I haven’t stolen anything! Don’t *dramatic pause* lie *dramatic pause* to me.

mememaster:

slimetony:

slimetony:

markrial:

slimetony:

fat-kitty:

slimetony:

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

Reblog if you were here for top button

my-analogical-romance:

stability:

peanut-caravan:

stability:

mylovemymadness:

stability:

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all

They feel just as intensely as we do

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

They do. It takes several years.

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

im fukcign CRYING

dumblebythedoor:

Newt: [explaining things to Jacob] So Nicolas Flamel created a philosopher’s stone.

Tina: Sorcerer’s stone.

Newt: What?

Tina: It’s called a sorcerer’s stone.

Newt:

GIF

spectralarchers:

Everybody meet Copenhagen Zoo’s 3 month old polar bear cub! It was presented to the public for the first time yesterday, and it is the most adorable thing ever.

dankmemeuniversity:

barapocalypse2017:

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

hugmebrotha16:

accio-shitpost:

so in philosopher’s stone, quirrell does actually address voldy as ‘lord voldemort’ not ‘the dark lord’, making him the only follower of voldemort shown to do so iirc. i know the reason for this is most likely just that it was the first book and jkr hadn’t ironed out all the details yet, but i like the idea that living with him on the back of your head for a year or so gets you first-name privileges

lierdumoa:

pippin-took-my-shoe:

Reblog if you’re part of the ‘I read a lot of fan fiction and now I have a bizarrely accurate judgement of how long it takes me to read a particular number of words’ squad

People: This book is 500 pages long.

Me: I have no idea what that means. What’s the wordcount?

accordingtomyresearch:

drneverland:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

themightyglamazon:

sexycraisinthanos:

themightyglamazon:

next-time-you-invite-pam:

justgot1:

lindsayribar:

gerrycanavan:

 I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”